This is in no way meant to be serious or tease my buddies nafaria9, mythy, or myself. It is made because of an idea I had at her party, and to amuse her. It's kind of an inside joke, but you'll catch on. Enjoy! (:
Once upon a time, long, long ago, there was said to be a creature called the Great Naffy that lived in a beautiful cottage in the thicket of the woods.
Sightings of the Great Naffy were very frequent (in fact, many Jammers over the years stopped by her cottage for green tea and scones) , but decent photographs were rare.
Here is one example of a photograph taken way back when when the Naffy roamed the Earth:
Now, don't get me wrong. Naffies are kind and wonderful creatures who are widely liked and make friends easily. However, they are cursed with the fact that any photograph taken of them from a camera that isn't a old-style polaroid will turn out fuzzy and extremely blurred, hence all of the black-and-white photos.
Anyways, one day a young explorer named Edwing of Wington was looking around in the woods for something to do.
After skipping down a narrow path, Edwing came across the Great Naffy outside of her house, watering her flourishing tulip bed.
"HAI!" exclaimed Edwing, who was on a sugar rush after eating an Oreo Sandwhich ice cream.
"Hi!" Replied Naffy politely, strolling across the lawn to greet Edwing with a chipper,"Would you like some green tea?"
"Yes, please!" Edwing replied with a grin so enormous that it was scary, bouncing eagerly into the house for some tea. Naffy followed. She poured two cups of green tea, and they both ate them with scones.
"Hey, do you have any chocolate milk?" Edwing randomly asked.
"Nahhh. That's only for emergencies." replied the Great Naffy.
What? Green tea? Emergencies? Edwing wondered, confused. But she dismissed the thought after trying one of the delicious blackberry scones.
"Thanks! Come again!" Naffy called after their snack as Edwing pranced home.
Over the next few weeks, they became great friends.
However, one day, a new person moved into the woods. She went over to Naffy's house the next day to introduce herself.
"Hi, my name's Mythy!" she said with a smile. "I'm your new neighbor!"
"Cool! C'mon in, I just made some scones!" grinned Naffy, opening the door a bit wider so that Mythy could enter.
Edwing was eating a scone and playing marbles with herself.
"Good move, me!" she exclaimed as Naffy and Mythy walked in.
"Ohai, Myth!" Edwing said. She had already met Mythy earlier, at a sock convention.
As they all sat down to some delicious green tea and began chatting happily.
Suddenly, Edwing blurted out," NAFFYNESS RULES THE WORLD!"
"Hey!" Mythy said with a big frown. "I thought that Mythyness ruled the world!"
"Nope!" said Edwing.
Suddenly, Naffy transformed into a creepy black deer with watery red eyes in a blast of black light.
"NAFFYNESS NO LONGER EXISTS!" the deer said with an evil smirk.
"Nooo, Naffy, come back to us!" Edwing said. Mythy, who was still upset about the Naffyness remark, sat in the corner sulking and eating a cookie.
Suddenly, the Naffy-deer blurted out," Well, I do have a weakness- chocolate milk!"
Edwing, remembering her comment earlier about only using chocolate milk in emergencies, rushed to the fridge and grabbed a container of chocolate milk and poured it into Naffy's mouth.
Mythy, however, was still upset and stuffed a slimy potato into Naffy's mouth for good measure.
Suddenly, Naffy began to transform back.
"Noo, I'm changing back!" she exclaimed, her eyes slowly shifting into normal orbs and her creepy fur returning to it's plum-purple color.
"YEY!" exclaimed Edwing.
"Potato." added Mythy.
And that, children, is the story of how Naffyness came to be and how Edwing saved it with chocolate milk.
The End. (:
