Just... Why.

I honestly don't know what they expected to happen.

Rare Football Helmet & Old JAGs

Hallo, Jammers! ^-^

It's Monday today, which means another piteously bad RIM. Bleeergghhhh. >.< Introducing, the pastel green Rare Football Helmet at an overpriced 650 gems!

Oooh, and it's even member! I can just imagine people flocking to the Walmarts and frantically buying memberships, just to get their paws on this one item! How simply amazing, amirite? 

-.-

If you can't tell from all of my sarcastic drivel, I really don't like this item.

Anyways, I was rifling through a few of my old JAGs- and they make POSITIVELY NO SENSE.

You will be my what?!

What a lovely greeting. Very, er... empathetic.

.....

Me too.

?!?!?!?!?!?!?

After cleaning out all of my random junky old JAGs, I only have 24. I only keep the ones that are important to me. c:

Has anyone else noticed the random eye at the Bunnies Only party, or is it just me? owo I wonder where the Bunnies Only party is even supposed to take place--- there's tin and these random spiderwebby lamps everywhere. And it's super dark. Maybe underground? :p

Ciao!

Butterfly Hair Bow & Plant-Headed People

Be sure to check out the "Animal Bios" page! LINK IS HERE.

Hallo, Jammers! ^.^

I just gobbled down some of a delicious coconut doughnut, so I'm in a pretty good mood. Plus, we're going to see a play later, so that should be fun. :3

Today's new item is the odd-ish Butterfly Hair Bow!

Um, okay, shouldn't it be called the 'Butterfly Fur Bow,' since animals technically don't have hair? Besides that teensy technical error, it's an okay item. :p Low pricing, and nonmember. ^-^

Anyways, time for a little ramble. I have a folder on my computer labeled 'Art' that I probably made 5-billion years ago. I was curious to know exactly why I thought it would be a good idea to accumulate a bunch of art-centered photos, so I clicked on it and....

.... o.o

People with plants for heads. Wow, lovely.

Also, I'm probably going to plan a party when I hit 100, 000 views. Would anyone come? :D

Ciao.

Springey Outfits & New Item Tester?!

** Note: Since I was absent for such an absurdly long period, I didn't know that the Spring Bunny could be purchased through a membership card. So enjoy my cluelessness in this post, I guess. c:< **
Hallo, Jammers! ^.^

Today as I was shopping in JMC for some springey new clothing, I noticed an odd bunny with pastel flowers popping blooming around it in a festive floral circle! It sort of weirded me out, because they would disappear into the ground, and spontaneously pop up again. owo

Anyways, I have a theory that this bunny is a new item tester, or beta tester. I'm not sure which term you would use. :p

^Here's a screenshot of me standing next to the "Spring Bunny." She (I'm assuming) looks a bit strange. First, the patterning on her cheeks and ear looks a bit like multicolored flowers??

There's also a circle of flowers, which I've already mentioned isn't in stores. :o

"Spring Bunny" isn't even a name option when you create a new animal! I, stupidly, didn't write down her username. Ahh well. >.<

I also update my clothing a bit.

An improvement, I'd say ;D

Oh, and before I forget, this other super-weird glitch happened to me.

pls ignore the context bekzae it z a joke btween me and floofiest slug. so funny lol!

Now that we've gotten the horrible punctuation aside, look at all of the numbers- #538, for example. o.o I bet that's a bit of coding, or something.

Ciao!

Belated Earth Day & Spring Update

Hallo, Jammers! 

This is me walking to school most mornings ----> ⁝⁞⁝⁞ʕु•̫͡•ʔु☂⁝⁞⁝Spring has, indeed, seemed to come in more like a lion than a lamb- and that means tons of rain showers and gorgeous misty sunrises! I could rant on and on about how much I love Spring, but that would be rather boring.

Anyways, there's quite a bit of updating that's been going on with AJHQ! First 'o all, there are these adorable squishy pet geckos:

Awww! Adorable wittle gecko. <3 I think it would be quite handy if AJHQ made a tab that sorts by types of pets. This would definitely fall under the 'Exotic' category. There could also be 'Flying,' 'Amphibious,' and 'Domesticated.' One pet could fall under several categories! :D

Onto the next topic- there are some lovely vibrant, Springey backgrounds.

It was about time, don't you think? ;D

The Jamaa Township is also looking quite festive, with all of the random roses sprouting from trees and pastel green hues. It's my favorite time of year, as I may have mentioned on numerous occasions.

See? The color palette's just so eye-catching. <3

And while we're here, we may as well read the Earth Day factoid.

Hm. Knew that.

Now, in honor of Earth Day, here is a brief and cheesy comic:

*sigh* It's so bad, it's almost funny.

I'm going to be switching up the blog template a bit to make it more Spring-themed, so don't be alarmed if suddenly everything is pastel green! >:D

Ciao~

Happy Easter! ;D

Hallo, Jammers! ^.^

Sorry I haven't posted in such a while- I was gone on a seven day vacation in Tennessee. When I got back, though, I was bombarded by a ton of updates. o.o

First of all, there's a new seasonal adventure called "Spring Festival" in which you have to prance around collecting tons of pastel eggs in order to earn Easter prezzies. :3

Oh, and has it occurred to anyone else that the rabbits seem to be made of chocolate?

They all have names, like "Lolly" or "Taffy" or "Gummy." Tooth-rottingly sweet. owo I personally don't like candy that much, but I do have a huge affinity for chocolate. 

There are also the new "Deep Space" den items---

I've always had a natural curiosity for outer space-related things, so I guess this isn't the worst update ever. But it is a bit unseasonal--- not to mention humaney. I mean, come on! I don't exactly think bunnies and wolves who chose to colonize a forest know what SONAR is. X3 

*checks Jamaa Journal* Okay, bla bla- polar bears traveling, aaand...

A NEW ANIMAL IS COMING TO JAMAA! :D

Okay, DEFINITELY a gecko based on the tail patterning and sticky footprints. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, GECKOS ARE COMING TO JAMAA!!!

There've also been tons of "leaked" pet gecko images, and with a pet usually comes the larger version. Pet Lion, Actual Lion ---> Pet Gecko, Actual Gecko. :p

At any rate, I can't wait to see what an adorable addition our squishy gecko friends will make to Jamaa! ^-^

Now, in celebration of Easter, here are some adorable rabbit gifs:

*heavy breathing*

HE'S NIBBLING ON A BANANA

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*^%#*!)*#^%(!)!!!(U$*$#(&$#^$&

*WHEEZES* ;;

BUNNIES IN MUGS <333

BUNNYYYYY

Okay, okay, that's enough. I'm going to start hyperventilating soon from the vast quantities of adorableness. XP

Ciao!