Greely Tiki Statue & Ladder Dream

Hallo, Jammers!

Sorry for the late post. This morning I was too lazy to make a lengthy, good-quality post so I decided to post later. Also, it's officially summertime for me. ^.^ I have a huuuuge summer bucket list, so maybe I could post it here sometime?

Well, anyways, today's woodsy new item is the next in the line of wooden alpha statues.

It's the Greely Tiki Statue, in which Greely looks more like a dog with his long, slobbery tongue than an alpha. Yeesh, Greely, haven't you ever been to a cotillion or fancy restaurant? >.<

It kind of undermines the fact that he's supposed to be sulky, brooding, and imposing, hmm?

Oh, and here's a common scam:

If someone sends you a JAG asking for an item for their "video" ask for their channel name or something, and don't send anything unless you actually KNOW the person.

This is how the scam works: The vile scammer will send you a JAG asking for an item for "their video." They may bombard you with JAGs until you send them something. They will then escape with the item, cackling behind their computer screen. D:<

Today I had a weird dream that, for some reason, I was sitting in a log canoe that was floating down a stream in the crater of this canyon thingy with my dad. We were going to rescue my mom and brother, who were in a cage somewhere in Antarctica. We had to get there before dusk or something. o.e After a while, we pulled up at a random dock and tied up our canoe. There were all of these blue and gray boats bobbing about in the harbor that were also tied up to the wooden dock.

This man (who was apparently my dad's college friend, according to my dream) and his dark-haired son wanted to come too, for some reason, so we started climbing up a wooden ladder that was atop the dock. Once we got to the top of the ladder, we stepped onto a wooden platform that was somehow suspended in the air. There was another ladder attached to the platform and we climbed up that, too. Then we got to ANOTHER platform, and the same thing happened a few times over. Suddenly, we found that the sixth or so platform was made of ice with a fluffy coating of snow. My dad and his college friend started battling these weird cartoon penguins and ended up sliding back down to the bottom of the ladders because one of the penguins pushed them. I kept climbing. Eventually, they made their way up again and we all got to this weird jungly area with tons of trees that had clumps of bananas dangling from them. We ate some of the yummy bananas, and that was about when I woke up.

Odd, huh? 

Virtual hug if you read all of that without falling asleep. c:

Ciao!
~Edwingrim2