Annoying Soccer Ball Masks and Beta Accounts

I was rummaging through my old accounts that I made in beta the other day and I found these:

• v0v0 (Voh-vou? Vee-oh vee-oh? I don't even know what this means.)
• teelauik (Um, what in the world is a 'teelauik'? what was little me thinking?)
• tt(Then four numbers, which I can't remember)

Aaaand, tons more.

I had quite the imagination. o.o

Anyways, enough with my random prattle about my past Animal Jam life (If that's even a thing, which I highly doubt).

So, today's item is the strange and pointless Soccer Ball Mask.

Waitwaitwait.

Let's all take a moment to consider how

exactly

a soccer ball

can be a clothing item.

Does it go onto your head? Or your tail? Or does it turn you into a giant soccer ball? I doubt anyone will ever know because it is far to expensive to buy just for experimental purposes. Take this for example:

Let's conclude that Darling flies off, very disappointed at the new item. :(

I mean, the Pro Soccer Ball den item costed a LOT less.

Just saying.

I personally am probably never going to buy/want to buy this item. I mean, what's the use of WEARING a soccer ball, of all things?

Ciao!